Surprise, surprise!
Upon my failed attempts to keep my eyes wide open to be able to study the epic boringsomeness that is ASIAN HISTORY, I suddenly remembered how much of a dork I was when I was in Grade School. I figured it would be interesting to look back and realize how much of a slacker I have grown up to be, and might be able to snap out of it sometime soon.
So before I go on being a slave to the ginormous, unconquerable mountain of History papers that I need to reread in order to ace tomorrow's History orals (that should've been yesterday), allow me to tell you about the undeniable geekery that I so religiously observed some years ago when I was still smart and sensible. Y
es, I had been smart and sensible at least once in my life.
BOO YOU.
THE CHRONICLES OF MY GEEKDOM:
GRADE 1- GRADE 2: I avoided the school library like the plague. I vowed to never ever ever EVER borrow a godforsaken book from the library, because colored story books so hastily wrapped in cheap, National Bookstore plastic are for babies and not for brats like me, yes? Yes.
GRADE 3: Sean Lopez begged me, dragged me and introduced me to the real Mecca. That day, I became a convert. BOOOOOOKSSSSSSSS!!!! *salivates* She told me that Grade 3 students had the RIGHT to borrow three books at a time (as opposed to one when we were in Gr. 1-2) so I quickly headed to the Sweet Valley Kids rack and took out three books that had appealing covers. Only to be laughed at by the librarian. One fiction, two non-fiction daw pala. SHUCKS, eternal grade school embarrassment. And there I was, eager-beavering and hopping around the lib with three Sweet Valley books. FAILZ.
GRADE 4: I went to the library everyday, vowing to finish all the Sweet Valleys and Nancy Drews in that goddamn Young Adult bookshelf. I followed the due dates religiously, and worried about my library dues whenever classes got suspended. I made it a point to finish books that I borrow within the day so I could return it the next day and go borrow some more. I felt like I was the Library Queen. I had to get two more library cards within the year, and had to recycle the same hideous chipmunk looking ID picture for all three.
GRADE 5: I maxed the borrowing limit and went out the library each time with three books at hand. Usually, I always borrowed one Nancy Drew/ Sweet Valley/ Baby-Sitters/ Choose Your Own Adventure book and two science/craft related non-fiction books, from which I have learned quite a lot, from making my own magnifying glass to making bubbles stackable. That was when I thought I could pursue a career in inventing, or in being Carol Duvall (hosting a craft show with a little stuffed monkey), but that dream was short-lived, as every person I shared my dreams with always had mockery up their sleeve for me.
GRADE 6: By then I knew all the library rules by heart, and discovered the wonder that is the HIGH SCHOOL LIBRARY. I was told that you can borrow books from the HS section once you reach Grade 5, and I thought that was just wrong because that's where all the hormonal, sex-filled books were being kept, and I was being religious that time. But then again, all the SVJ and Sweet Valley Twins Thrillers were there so I was like: YAY! DORK!
HIGH SCHOOL: I lost my very first fucking brand new library book and had to pay like 600 bucks to replace it. Ever since, library books lost its magic to me. I would much rather peruse the great shiny volumes of Guiness World Book Of Records occasionally and buy my own teenage novellas with my mother's money. I visited the library only to borrow non-fiction books that I found interesting. I remember borrowing a CONFUCIANISM book (ring a ding ding, what JOY, whoop-de-doo!) once. I mean, CONFUCIANISM? How could that be possibly interesting for a High School student that was me? Obviously, my life equaled to basically nothing.
Until we had that interaction.
AND THAT, FOLKS, IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORY.
Bow.
Slightly in response to the previous post...
I'm a native American English speaker who's emigrated to the UK, and time-telling in the two different countries occasionally gets tricky. "Half ten" has already been mentioned, but try this on for size:
10:15
American: "quarter after (ten)"
British: "quarter past (ten)"
10:45
American: "quarter of (eleven)"
British: "quarter to (eleven)"
10:30
American: "ten-thirty"
British: "half ten", "half past (ten)"
"Quarter after" my Brit friends have no trouble understanding (although one of them once did say, "What a curious way to tell the time!" He was a bit camp, though.). "Quarter of" they find completely incomprehensible ("....sorry, I'm too tired today to deal with American time.") and I generally have to "correct" myself to British usage.
So here's a question: anybody know where these differences come from, and whether they're recent or not? And how did we end up with the preposition of in the States? I mean, isn't quarter of ten, like.... 2:30?
EDIT: I very stupidly listed the pronunciation of 10:45 in British and American English as 'quarter of (ten)' and 'quarter to (ten)'. It is, of course, 'quarter of (eleven)' and 'quarter to (eleven)'. It's fixed now.
EDIT 2: My point with 10:30 was more that in American English there's no alternative to 'ten-thirty'; we never say 'half past ten', for example.
I'm a native American English speaker who's emigrated to the UK, and time-telling in the two different countries occasionally gets tricky. "Half ten" has already been mentioned, but try this on for size:
10:15
American: "quarter after (ten)"
British: "quarter past (ten)"
10:45
American: "quarter of (eleven)"
British: "quarter to (eleven)"
10:30
American: "ten-thirty"
British: "half ten", "half past (ten)"
"Quarter after" my Brit friends have no trouble understanding (although one of them once did say, "What a curious way to tell the time!" He was a bit camp, though.). "Quarter of" they find completely incomprehensible ("....sorry, I'm too tired today to deal with American time.") and I generally have to "correct" myself to British usage.
So here's a question: anybody know where these differences come from, and whether they're recent or not? And how did we end up with the preposition of in the States? I mean, isn't quarter of ten, like.... 2:30?
EDIT: I very stupidly listed the pronunciation of 10:45 in British and American English as 'quarter of (ten)' and 'quarter to (ten)'. It is, of course, 'quarter of (eleven)' and 'quarter to (eleven)'. It's fixed now.
EDIT 2: My point with 10:30 was more that in American English there's no alternative to 'ten-thirty'; we never say 'half past ten', for example.
Eight-time Beijing gold medalist Michael Phelps described his meeting with Nadal in an interview with DPA earlier this week: "Actually I walked up to Rafael Nadal. And he is probably my favourite tennis player to watch and I walked up to him and I was like, 'I just want to meet you and don't want to take a picture or anything, I just want to meet you.' And I told him, 'I watch you all the time when you play tennis and I love watching you play tennis.' I told him good luck. That is probably the only person."
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE, yes, yes? Sorry LJ f-list, their adorableness has cannot be bounded by the confines of Livejournal :))
Sidenote: FWHOATASTIC 3-minute mark at the ADMU v. UE (if you're an Ateneo fan that is) CHRIS TIU, you're prettyyyyyyyyy. RYAN BUENAFE, you are so gonna get the RotYA!
Okay, that is all :)
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE, yes, yes? Sorry LJ f-list, their adorableness has cannot be bounded by the confines of Livejournal :))
Sidenote: FWHOATASTIC 3-minute mark at the ADMU v. UE (if you're an Ateneo fan that is) CHRIS TIU, you're prettyyyyyyyyy. RYAN BUENAFE, you are so gonna get the RotYA!
Okay, that is all :)
Title: Dance of the Swans
Author:
eerisedda
Fandom/Pairing: Harry Potter, pre-Albus Severus/Scorpius
Rating: R (for language and sexual innuendo)
Word Count: 5,037
Disclaimer: I do not own. JK does.
Summary: Fifth year Slytherin, Albus Severus and Scorpius have struck up a friendship after an unlikely set of circumstances forces them together. A new mystery to solve, but who wants to spend their summer at school? Aspiring detective Albus Severus of course! And who better to solve the mystery of who's turned people into swans than a Potter?
A/N: This side story is dedicated to
_pinkchocolatewhose birthday is today! Happy birthday! I'm not exactly a Teddy/Albus shipper, so I did my best to give you a little bit of everything for your b-day. I hope it's great!
This is my first As/S fic and is for the
ass_carnival. Blah, blah, yaddah yaddah, we all know the drill. Right, so anyways! haha. The prompts used are: Words: boat trip Quotes: Can't Hardly Wait (Went Out), My So Called Life (Sex), Songs: Thnx Fr Th Mmrs, Bonus Prompt: A point of view other than Albus or Scorpius. And of course, this week was the week I had to have a bit of an issue with writer's block, so please excuse if the chapter isn't all that great.
Dance of the Swans Act One
Dance of the Swans Act Two
Author:
Fandom/Pairing: Harry Potter, pre-Albus Severus/Scorpius
Rating: R (for language and sexual innuendo)
Word Count: 5,037
Disclaimer: I do not own. JK does.
Summary: Fifth year Slytherin, Albus Severus and Scorpius have struck up a friendship after an unlikely set of circumstances forces them together. A new mystery to solve, but who wants to spend their summer at school? Aspiring detective Albus Severus of course! And who better to solve the mystery of who's turned people into swans than a Potter?
A/N: This side story is dedicated to
This is my first As/S fic and is for the
Dance of the Swans Act One
Dance of the Swans Act Two
Title: Everything That Mattered (5/21)
Pairing: Caspian/Edmund
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There was always something there, some feeling that Edmund had always acknowledged. As the feeling escalates, he and Caspian find themselves swept into something that neither of them had ever dared to dream of before.
Notes: Thanks to my awesome beta
xxlucyferxx for kicking my arse into gear. :)
Links to previous chapters under the cut.
( Chapter 5: 'High King Peter the Overprotective' )
Pairing: Caspian/Edmund
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There was always something there, some feeling that Edmund had always acknowledged. As the feeling escalates, he and Caspian find themselves swept into something that neither of them had ever dared to dream of before.
Notes: Thanks to my awesome beta
Links to previous chapters under the cut.
( Chapter 5: 'High King Peter the Overprotective' )
Is "half ten" the same as "half past ten", 10.30?
Confusing, because in German "halb zehn" is 9.30.
EDIT: Thank you. So... it's extremely common in British English (more so than EFL textbooks' "half past ten"), but completely incomprehensible in the US.
Title: Bound Together by Fragile Dreams (Previously Untitled)
Rating: R
Pairing: Caspian/Peter, Miraz/Peter
Warnings: VERY VERY AU, nonconsensual sex (in later chapters), violence, slavery, mild torture, dark themes, death, spoilers for the books and movies (maybe)
Summary: AU, what if the four pevensies were native narnians, and they lived under the oppressive rule of the Telmarines? And what if Caspian, a pampered prince, comes to the realization that the Telmarine law is not as just as he was taught to believe?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of CS Lewis' books or characters or actors that play the characters.
Note: cross-posted to fanfiction.net
link to previous chapters in the LJ cut
Rating: R
Pairing: Caspian/Peter, Miraz/Peter
Warnings: VERY VERY AU, nonconsensual sex (in later chapters), violence, slavery, mild torture, dark themes, death, spoilers for the books and movies (maybe)
Summary: AU, what if the four pevensies were native narnians, and they lived under the oppressive rule of the Telmarines? And what if Caspian, a pampered prince, comes to the realization that the Telmarine law is not as just as he was taught to believe?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of CS Lewis' books or characters or actors that play the characters.
Note: cross-posted to fanfiction.net
link to previous chapters in the LJ cut
( Read more... )
You can find Chapter One here.
( In Another Life 2/7 )
In case anyone is interested...I caught bits of this show on the radio last night but haven't listened to it in its entirety yet. The interviewee spent an entire year reading the OED. I most definitely have the same fascination with dictionaries and I imagine many here do as well.
This entry reminded me of a list of idioms in Rioplatense Spanish my sister and I put together right after a very exciting no sarcasm there, there's a reason why I'm in this community linguistics semester, and I thought maybe some of you might find it funny, I still laugh sometimes when I read it.
Of course it is not meant to be taken seriously. We were just having fun (cause yeah that's the kind of things we do for fun), so please take it lightly!
Of course it is not meant to be taken seriously. We were just having fun (cause yeah that's the kind of things we do for fun), so please take it lightly!
- Music:Exit Music - Radiohead
Alright.I've got three questions to ask:
1. What does it mean when a verb ends in ぬ? Does it make it negative?
2.Is there any difference between the copulas だ and ですbesides the latter being more formal? Can both be used in all the same situations?
3.Is there any difference between もしも, なら, and the -eba verb form?
Thanks a bunch for the help:)
1. What does it mean when a verb ends in ぬ? Does it make it negative?
2.Is there any difference between the copulas だ and ですbesides the latter being more formal? Can both be used in all the same situations?
3.Is there any difference between もしも, なら, and the -eba verb form?
Thanks a bunch for the help:)
- Music:hikki-colors
posted by Dan Guy
The official feed now includes the byline at the top, as requested by several people using feed readers that don't display the author properly.For those who, like me, had trouble making out the words, here are the lyrics to "I Google You", posted by Mr. G in the comment thread to a blog post. The whole discussion there is interesting.
Many people wrote in to offer suggestions for a collective noun for Johns, most of them thinking along similar lines. Among the most intuitive were: a flushing, a trick, and a gospel.
Interesting search queries by which people arrived at neilgaiman.com over the past month: [oops nudity] - 51 hits, [community suffering] - 27, and [good omens slash] - 6. And now many more people will be ending up here for each of those.
Lastly, let's go to the mailbag!
From: John Lorentz
Subject: Sometimes Real Life Is Too Strange
Neil,
A few nights ago, some crooks took advantage of some gullible people here in Portland by posing as Wells Fargo security guards and met people coming to make use of the night deposit slot at a local bank.
"The night deposit slot here is out of order. But if you'll put your deposit in this bag, we'll deliver it to another branch in the morning."
On the news tonight, our local NBC affiliate (KGW) pointed out that this is exactly like a scheme described in AMERICAN GODS, giving the page number in the trade edition of the book and holding that page up to the camera. (They don't have the video up of the version of the story with the reference to your book--if they post it, I'll send you the link for when you finally return to good Internet service.)
So if there's a sudden surge in sales of American Gods here in Portland, that's probably why.:)
John
This is actually not the first time such news was reported here.
Title: The Comprehension Series - Part 48
Pairing: Albus/Scorpius (eventually)
Rating: PG
Summary: Beware of raging hormones...
Words: 1,559
( Previous parts... )
Pairing: Albus/Scorpius (eventually)
Rating: PG
Summary: Beware of raging hormones...
Words: 1,559
( Previous parts... )
- Mood:good
I was linked to this interesting game from Very Short List (a great daily email with a link to something interesting for the day - highly recommended!), in which you listen to somebody speaking two lines from a poem, and have to guess where their accent is from. Sounds simple, but I found it quite taxing to differentiate between many of the European accents!
Anyway, just thought it may be of interest to some of you out there :)
Anyway, just thought it may be of interest to some of you out there :)
- Music:Mamma Mia! soundtrack
When I wrote this I told myself that I would not have this as my first entry here, but since I am in the middle of writing quite a few other things, I decided to post it anyway.
Title: Tie Me Up
Pairing: Peter/Edmund
Rating: I'll say NC-17 to be safe.
Warnings: Hm, I have Edmund tied to the bed by Peter in this, so let that be the warning.
Time Frame: Sometime before the Pevensies leave Narnia after helping Caspian win his throne.
Summary: Edmund awakes in an interesting predicament.
A/N: I haven't written this sort of thing in a while, so I'm probably rusty. This was written for
chippyofyonder's request over in the Narnia Kink Meme and it is unbetaed, so if my grammar is not the best in this, that's why. Oh, that reminds me, would anyone mind being my beta for any of my future fics? I ask this because I happen to be without a beta for this fandom and none of my other betas wish to read Narnia slash.
( Peter, what exactly are you doing? )
Title: Tie Me Up
Pairing: Peter/Edmund
Rating: I'll say NC-17 to be safe.
Warnings: Hm, I have Edmund tied to the bed by Peter in this, so let that be the warning.
Time Frame: Sometime before the Pevensies leave Narnia after helping Caspian win his throne.
Summary: Edmund awakes in an interesting predicament.
A/N: I haven't written this sort of thing in a while, so I'm probably rusty. This was written for
( Peter, what exactly are you doing? )
